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My journey through the reality of modern day, college dating or lack thereof (let's be honest). This is a sometimes desperate, sometimes ironic, sometimes funny, sometimes heartfelt account of one girl's attempts at finding love or at least something like it.
My journey through the reality of modern day, college dating or lack thereof (let's be honest). This is a sometimes desperate, sometimes ironic, sometimes funny, sometimes heartfelt account of one girl's attempts at finding love or at least something like it.
1. You used ooze in a pick-up line. WTF
2. It stopped being a funny joke when you started explaining it.
3. It’s “sarcastic part” not “sarcasm part of your persona”.
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I thought this about the marine for a while till I started to appreciate always having someone to wake up with… now I only think about it on Thursdays and Fridays.
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| 1950's lyrics: | Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will. |
| 1960's lyrics: | When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything. |
| 1970's lyrics: | I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. |
| 2012 lyrics: | Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt. |
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