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My journey through the reality of modern day, college dating or lack thereof (let's be honest). This is a sometimes desperate, sometimes ironic, sometimes funny, sometimes heartfelt account of one girl's attempts at finding love or at least something like it.
Well that’s a new pick-up line

Well that’s a new pick-up line

3 days ago
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This was a little too close to the truth…

This was a little too close to the truth…

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4 days ago
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1. You used ooze in a pick-up line. WTF
2. It stopped being a funny joke when you started explaining it.
3. It’s “sarcastic part” not “sarcasm part of your persona”. 

1. You used ooze in a pick-up line. WTF

2. It stopped being a funny joke when you started explaining it.

3. It’s “sarcastic part” not “sarcasm part of your persona”. 

1 week ago
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I thought this about the marine for a while till I started to appreciate always having someone to wake up with… now I only think about it on Thursdays and Fridays. 

I thought this about the marine for a while till I started to appreciate always having someone to wake up with… now I only think about it on Thursdays and Fridays. 

2 days ago
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Too many rendom questions in this for me to even keep track….

Too many rendom questions in this for me to even keep track….

4 days ago
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‎1950's lyrics:Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics:When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics:I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics:Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
1 week ago
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This might be my life. 

This might be my life. 

2 weeks ago
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